TeenyTiny AI_

A blast from the past, blazingly fast

Replace your slow, expensive, large language models with instantaneous, free, tiny language models. OpenAI API compatible. Probably no down side.

Chat Now

Chat now with our AI from another era...

Integrate Now

OpenAI compatible API. Two steps, takes two seconds...

curl -X POST https://teenytiny.ai/v1/chat/completions \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer $TEENYTINY_API_KEY" \
  -d '{"model": "eliza", "messages": [{"role": "user", "content": "Hello"}]}'

It's good because...

Fast & Free

Responses feel instant — millions of tokens per second. Free… for now!

Retro Soul

Classic chatbots from the 60s–80s, reborn.

Private

Your conversations are never stored. Ever.

Drop-In Replacement

Open API compatible. Just replace the URL and API key.

The tiniest models...

ELIZA

(1966)

Therapist-y responses, uncanny reflections.
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PARRY

(1972)

Paranoid, argumentative, retro drama.
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RACTER

(1983)

Nonsense poet, wrote a novel.
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ALICE

(1995)

Won awards, big brain know-it-all.
(Coming Soon)

FAQ

Do you store conversations?

No. Your conversations are never stored. Ever.

How fast is it really?

Responses feel instant — tiny models can process millions of tokens per second.

How much does it cost?

It's free… for now!

Is it compatible with my existing code?

Yes. Drop-in replacement for the OpenAI API.

Are these as powerful as modern AIs?

Nope. They won't code your startup — but they'll entertain you for minutes.

What's with the old-school bots?

Classics from the 60s–80s (ELIZA, PARRY, etc.) wrapped in a modern API.